Sibilant backlog…

Maybe because I’m attuned to it, sort of like buying a pair of pink drainpipes and suddenly noticing everyone else who’s wearing some, I hear a lot of multiple “is”es. That is, people repeating the word “is” in sentences. Look/listen out for it – “The thing is is”, “The point is is”, “The point being is” etc. As an often reluctant pedant, it’s one of those things that I notice but would feel uncomfortable bringing to anyone’s attention.

My theory is is is that the words “thing is” are being run together, to form a de facto noun on their own. So the sentence feels like it lacks a verb. Which is is is is why people add another “is”. Where you have a clear emphasis on “thing” instead of “is”, for example in the sentence “the important thing is that you buy pink drainpipes” it’s a lot harder to justify putting in the extra “is”.

What if I’m wrong though? Sometimes I will sneak a third “is” into a sentence of my own, just to see what happens. When it gets through undetected, I worry that I’ve worn down human resistance to “is” multiplication, that the third “is” is an out of control mutation, and soon we will all be unable to say “The thing is” without appending forty or a hundred “is”es to the end, and everybody will be buzzing around like demented bees finishing off a sibilant backlog. Could happen.

Horrors. I found a post which goes into such depth that even I had to look away in shame.

By the way, I don’t have pink drainpipes.

Houmous

A tip: The word “Houmous” and the word “Humours” are easily confused. Don’t, whatever you do, make the same mistake I did and bring a dip made of chickpeas, olive oil and garlic, when everyone’s expecting black bile, yellow bile, blood and phlegm. You will be a laughing stock.

Sedan Chair Race


I’ve just been listening to Handel’s Recorder Sonata in A minor. Man, that’s the gayest Recorder Sonata I ever heard.
I’m joking of course. It’s perhaps my favourite Recorder Sonata. I searched for it online in MIDI form, and came across this guy’s webpage. Here’s a direct link to the MIDI file. Listen to it about a minute in, when the pace picks up. I always imagine a comical sedan chair race to this music, set in 1720s Hamburg, with sedan chairs ramping up fruit and veg carts, overturning and exploding. Maybe a multiple pile-up of cop sedan chairs.

Am I making this up or remembering something that’s already been done? I seem to remember something like that in a film – is it Jabberwocky? I can’t seem to find anything like it on the web, and when I Google “Sedan Chair Race” I get loads of links for actual Charity Sedan Chair Races. That’s got to be hard work.

Bloom

I’ve just come back from the Bloom festival in Gloucestershire, which was great fun, despite the fact that it was mostly empty, the music was absurdly quiet and got turned off at 1am, and it rained pretty much solidly the whole weekend! Luckily I managed to buy a pair of wellies (£9.99 at Homebase, the first pair I’ve owned since I worked on a farm at the age of about 18) so I was spared the extra misery of slodging around with wet feet.

I got to see Roisin Murphy who was very entertaining and managed to struggle through several technical hitches including a blown fuse and a blown speaker, watched a fake-but-sincere wedding taking place in an inflatable chapel, and took part in my first human pyramid of more than three people. I turned to the bloke next to me in the bottom line of the pyramid, introduced myself and heard him say “I’m Pickles. Nice to meet you.”

The photo above was taken in the Hall of Mirrors before my phone conked out (if you look closely you can see I’m wearing a customised Charlie and Lola T-shirt, given to all the crew before the production ended). This was the best mirror of the twelve or so, and the only one worth the £1 entry fee. The woman in the booth at the front refused my friend’s offer of £5 for a season ticket. Her loss.

The Animals of Farthing Wood. At leisure.

The Animals of Farthing Wood. At leisure.

Composition

I’ve returned to John Kricfalusi’s blog recently for tips on composition. It’s a really interesting site with a wealth of information and opinions, and more real instruction about animation than you’d find in ten degree courses (actually I wrote that for effect – I didn’t do an animation degree, so I wouldn’t know. But I’m sticking my neck out.)

He has a phenomenal output though – there are tons of scans of vintage cartoon backgrounds, character sheets and layouts which, moreover, he discusses in depth, using them as examples of solid construction, good composition and just plain fun. I could (and do) browse for hours through his exercises, taking in all his guidance. And then I try to put it into practice and come up with something that looks awkward, mannered and stiff. If there’s one thing he stresses above all else, it’s practice. That and learning from the masters.

John himself comes off as grouchy sometimes, especially when he’s talking about cartoon writers, production executives and CGI. But he’s really passionate and enthusiastic about cartoons and animation, and has a very infectious love for the animation of the 30s and 40s.

Here’s an excerpt from his blog post about using cartoons in advertising. He’s going off on a slight tangent from the post’s main theme, but it always gets me fired up to hear his voice of righteousness:

I had a meeting at a major studio a couple weeks ago with a very nice and polite executive who asked me to go lecture at their animation studio about how to create enduring iconic characters. “We’ve had some successful movies, but our characters don’t seem to outlive their movie appearances. We want to know the secret to creating characters like Looney Tunes and Hanna Barbera.”

I take that as a good sign. An executive actually recognized the difference between a character who is instantly recognizable as a charismatic star and a modern shapeless blob of pores and hairs with a bland voice who just fulfills his role in a stock cartoon plot and then dies after the movie does its obscenely marketed blockbuster first weekend. But then you never see anyone with a t-shirt of the characters, it’s impossible to write new stories for the characters.

I have a feeling that John would be less than enthusiastic about my own stuff, unfortunately. But I’ll keep ploughing through the exercises on his site – if only to satisfy my own perfectionism.

God damn it, I can’t get that blockquote thing right at all! Ah, the hell with it.

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